Funny Mothers Day Poems # 2017

Mother's day is another big holiday in the United States of America and this is the right time to make your mother feel loved so, today we Mother's day 2017 have collected the best Funny Mother's day 2017 poems specially for your to sing for your mother.

The Best Funny Mothers Day Poems # 2017

 

Put Up With Me
~Holly Giffers

I'm glad that you're my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!
Ed: I think this one's my favorite. Probably because it's true.

For all the diapers
that you changed,
For all the play dates
you arranged.
For all the trips
back and forth to school,
For cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.
Why is there only
one Mother's Day?
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.
Happy Mother's Day Mom!

Mommy
Author: Unknown

Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don't ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!!!!

Mum you know the worst of me,
My weaknesses and follies,
I know you've seen me poop my pants
and cut the heads off dollies,
You know all my most embarrassing moments,
You know that I'm a nut,
So what can I do to repay your love..
...and make sure you keep your mouth shut!?

Put Up With Me
~Holly Giffers

I'm glad that you're my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!
Ed: I think this one's my favorite. Probably because it's true.

Funny Mother's Day Poem Collection

You taught me how to wash my face
And how to use the potty.
You made me eat up all my greens
And wiped my nose when snotty.
You taught me to say Please and Thanks,
Because politeness is the way,
So 'Please' can I borrow some money?
Thanks!
Just kidding. Happy Mother's Day!

Put Up With Me
~Holly Giffers

I'm glad that you're my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!
Ed: I think this one's my favorite. Probably because it's true.

Poem to Accompany a Child's Handprint
You wash my prints from walls and doors,
For I am not careful where I play.
But here is a print you'll want to keep...
It's made for you this Mother's Day!

You're da Bomb!
~Anon
It's mother's day,
So thank you Mom
You ought to know
That you're da' bomb!

As a mom you are number one
A parent who is second to none
On Mothers day, chores you should shun
For it is time for relaxation and fun
Even if at the end of the day nothing gets done
Just remember we will still love you a ton!

Ive known you since my day of birth,
(perhaps a few months more).
There's lots of nice things I could tell,
(but I refuse to bore).
You're smart. You're great. You're all the best.
(There's much more I could say.)
But I can only think of one. . .
It's Happy Mother's Day!

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